barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

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psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

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-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

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nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 

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